Sadly, as with everything that makes you laugh, it's not funny forever. We just bask in your laughter while we can, never knowing when it will come again.

In the shower my neck and shoulder started spasming, and continue now; I'm sure it's the result of lugging 22 pounds of squirming wriggliness all day long, then spending all night fighting to keep myself on the outside few inches of bed, or curling myself in some way around 22 pounds of thrashing, rotating arms, legs, and butting head all night.

Is it me or is our bed tilted just to tip me out?